Bands Play: 6 - 9 pm Wednesday, Thursday; Friday & Saturdays
Bands Play: 6 - 9 pm Wednesday, Thursday; Friday & Saturdays
Nesters News!
All activities & events are cancelled!
JUST CATCHING UP!
Yes, it’s time to see what everyone’s up to …. since the Aerie is CLOSED again. Realizing many of you want to come in to socialize and after giving the issue serious consideration, our Aerie #3296 Board of Trustees feel they are making the more responsible decision for the safety of our employees and members to leave the Aerie closed at this time. The Board feels we should be a leader in the community, not a follower. The issue will be addressed again at 10am on July 20th. Please continue to support the Board of Trustees’ decision and see you all when we re-open. Yes, I’ll climb that ladder again to shout it from the roof top.
Time is seriously running out for the Aerie & Auxiliary members who have NOT paid your dues. If your dues is not posted by next Friday morning, you will be DROPPED from the roster by the Grand Aerie on July 11th, For Aerie members, if you want to pay your $45 dues by credit card (+$2 convenience fee), send me an email ( foe3296@gmail.com ) and I will call you when I’m in the office next time to get your information. Again, THANK YOU to those who have paid their dues!
So many of you are trying to get back in a routine of ‘doing nothing’ … I know one person who is back to spending time on the internet …. Talk about needing a life!! Here’s his latest find.
Today's word is: APHORISM
Aphorism is a statement of truth or opinion expressed in a concise and witty manner.
♦ I read that 4,153,237 people were married last year. Not to cause any trouble.... but shouldn’t that be an even number?
♦ I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
♦ When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their bodies. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
♦ Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
♦ You know that tingly little feeling you get when you love someone? That's common sense leaving your body.
♦ My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!
♦ I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been Googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
♦ Money talks ... but all mine ever says is good-bye.
♦ You're not fat, you're just easier to see.
♦ If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
♦ I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?"
♦ I can’t understand why women are OK that JC Penney has an older women’s clothing line named, "Sag Harbor"
♦ The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can go in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.
♦ Money can’t buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch.
♦ The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, & he was a drunk.
"Diapers and politicians should be changed often..., and for the same reason" Mark Twain
Thanks, Chuck, for keeping us entertained.
Thought for the week …. “This quarantine made me realize I have no real hobbies beside going out to eat and spending money” …. Chuck Weber
Have a SAFE, HAPPY, and HEALTHY week. and GOD BLESS AMERICA.
Marty – Your Aerie Secretary
foe3296@gmail.com
(941) 629-1645
Office Hours – I’m getting use to this … work a day, take a day off. Why couldn’t I have done that for the last 50 years.
JUST CATCHING UP!
Yes, it’s time to see what everyone’s up to …. since the Aerie is CLOSED again. Realizing many of you want to come in to socialize and after giving the issue serious consideration, our Aerie #3296 Board of Trustees feel they are making the more responsible decision for the safety of our employees and members to leave the Aerie closed at this time. The Board feels we should be a leader in the community, not a follower. The issue will be addressed again at 10am on July 20th. Please continue to support the Board of Trustees’ decision and see you all when we re-open. Yes, I’ll climb that ladder again to shout it from the roof top.
Time is seriously running out for the Aerie & Auxiliary members who have NOT paid your dues. If your dues is not posted by next Friday morning, you will be DROPPED from the roster by the Grand Aerie on July 11th, For Aerie members, if you want to pay your $45 dues by credit card (+$2 convenience fee), send me an email ( foe3296@gmail.com ) and I will call you when I’m in the office next time to get your information. Again, THANK YOU to those who have paid their dues!
So many of you are trying to get back in a routine of ‘doing nothing’ … I know one person who is back to spending time on the internet …. Talk about needing a life!! Here’s his latest find.
Today's word is: APHORISM
Aphorism is a statement of truth or opinion expressed in a concise and witty manner.
♦ I read that 4,153,237 people were married last year. Not to cause any trouble.... but shouldn’t that be an even number?
♦ I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
♦ When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their bodies. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
♦ Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
♦ You know that tingly little feeling you get when you love someone? That's common sense leaving your body.
♦ My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!
♦ I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been Googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
♦ Money talks ... but all mine ever says is good-bye.
♦ You're not fat, you're just easier to see.
♦ If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
♦ I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?"
♦ I can’t understand why women are OK that JC Penney has an older women’s clothing line named, "Sag Harbor"
♦ The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can go in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.
♦ Money can’t buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch.
♦ The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, & he was a drunk.
"Diapers and politicians should be changed often..., and for the same reason" Mark Twain
Thanks, Chuck, for keeping us entertained.
Thought for the week …. “This quarantine made me realize I have no real hobbies beside going out to eat and spending money” …. Chuck Weber
Have a SAFE, HAPPY, and HEALTHY week. and GOD BLESS AMERICA.
Marty – Your Aerie Secretary
foe3296@gmail.com
(941) 629-1645
Office Hours – I’m getting use to this … work a day, take a day off. Why couldn’t I have done that for the last 50 years.
www.foe3296.org
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Items in Blue are clickable links to more information
Calendar Click Here
Port Charlotte Aerie #3296 - www.foe3296.org
Grand Aerie - www.foe.com
Florida State Aerie - www.floridafraternalorderofeagles.com
Browse the Web Site for more information